Too Broke To Laugh

Remind me not to fly Air France if you happen to see me at the airport wearing a beret and a monocle. Four out of Five terrorists recommend Air France when attempting to hijack a plane simply because there will be no resistance. Need proof?

Apparently passenger Mathias Guerrand-Hermes, heir to some way overpriced pocketbook company, punched and grabbed the crotch of a pilot on an Air France flight and had to be handcuffed to avoid further incident. This is a photo of Mathias Guerrand-Hermes, so if you allow that guy to not only punch you, but grab your balls, you should be stripped of your license for all eternity!

I have questions. Did Mathias Guerrand-Hermes grab the pilots balls first and then punch him, or the other way around? There is a difference. If Hermes sucker punched him and while the pilot was recovering, Hermes grabbed his sack, well that’s still inexcusable, but makes some sense. If Hermes grabbed the pilots balls and then punched him, well that is downright negligent and a threat to all our safety.

Where is our protection Air France? If you can’t stop an obviously irate gay guy who was pissed because his last spritzer didn’t have enough lemon juice, how are you going to stop a terrorist? Finally, I am fairly certain this is a photo of the actual pilot, but am awaiting confirmation from Air France who has yet to return my phone calls.